Jeff Foxworthy On St. Louis

I received this in an email from my father-in-law and I just have to share it with any of my readers who are from the Greater St. Louis area. You'll totally get each and everyone of these. Those of you not from St. Louis, here's a clue to what it's like here!

What Jeff Foxworthy has to say about St.  Louis…

If someone mentions "The Landing" and it has nothing to do with the space shuttle,

you might live in St. Louis ...
 

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time,

you  might live  in St. Louis ...

If you've seen a tornado touchdown and ONLY thought "Darn it, I  just waxed the car",

you might live in St. Louis ...

 If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number,

you might live in St. Louis ...

If you measure distance in hours instead of miles,

you might live in St. Louis ...

 If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again,

you might live in St. Louis ...

If you drive 75 miles through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard for some White Castles,

you might live in St. Louis ...

If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them,

you might live in St. Louis ...

If you take I-Farty-Far to Six Flags, 

you might live in St. Louis ...

 If someone says concrete and you think of Ted Drewes instead of  pavement,

you might live in St. Louis ...

 If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, 

you might live in St. Louis ...

 If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and everybody is passing you,

you might live in St. Louis ...

 If you've ever skipped school, work, or even a court-date

because you had tickets to an afternoon Cards game, you might live in St. Louis ...

 If you can say the words "Cahokia Mounds" and not think of a candy bar or boobs,

you might live in St. Louis ...

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow,

you might live in St. Louis ...