Dear Tanning Bed,
Oh how I've missed you.
I've decided to rekindle our relationship this past week and I'm so glad I did.
There is something so therapeutic about laying in your hard, plastic bed while those bulbs warm me down to my soul and give my skin the nice brown glow that I love so much.
I don't know why, but when I'm with you, my whole attitude changes. Even my husband notices and I think he's a tad jealous.
You make me feel sexy and confident. I walk with a bit more spring in my step when I'm with you.
You give me the illusion that my fat doesn't look quite as disgusting tan as it does when it's white. I like my naked reflection in the mirror so much more when I'm with you.
My hair and makeup magically look better when I'm with you.
I will admit though, I will be leaving you as soon as the temperatures rise outside. The sun is better at giving me that glow that I love. Plus, I get the added bonus of Vitamin D that you cannot provide. But don't worry, I'll return to you when the summer sun fades away and winter returns next year.
For now, you and I are going to be pretty tight!